XvW Closes!Ultima Retuens!
Sad to say, but yes it is true, The Hive's sole fed, Xtremely Violent Wrestling, closed this week due to lack of time for the owner.�Immediately, Bounce joined eRw, and is rumored to be tagging with a familiar person. Bounce and Battery also joined EHW, not the Swoosh fed where the two rose to greatness, this fed is run by a different person and the Hive were personally recruited by the owner to join. But get this, Ultima returned to tag with Battery to once again form the New Extremes!! Matt Wagner will be appearing soon in both the eRw and the EHW. No word on what Snapcase will be doing.

The Hive Makes Their Debut!

Jimmy: Well said Daze. Now I would like to......

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Matt Wagner
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Violence Against Violence,
Let The Roundups Begin!

Bounce: Ah yes, some things never change. And just like we did before, we are going to roll all over anything that tries to get in our way. Now cut the music, I got some stuff to say. [The fans cheer.] First things first, I looked down the roster before coming to XvW and I noticed some familiar names. Probably the most familiar, however, was a name that WE made up a long time ago. Two chumps that have been a huge thorn in my side, that have always ripped of anything I ever did, these two punks have gone one step too far. I'm sure most of you know who I'm talking about, this pitiful excuse for a tag team The New Extremes! Listen here pricks, Battery and I, yeah, we're the original Extremes!! We started that legacy way back in the day in EHW. And, that legacy continued when Battery and Ultima became the New Extremes. We're the only ones with ANY right whatsoever to using that mantle. You fags bring disgrace to a great name. Every time I see you little punks come out here, not only does it make me mad, not only does it make me wanna break every bone in your little prick rip off of everything you see bodies, but it makes me sad. Sad, that someone like you two took such a great name and defiled it!! On Armageddon Night a little while back I saw you two jobbers come out and let Cayne and Puppetmaster kick the shit out of you. You called them out, and then you still let them kick your faggot asses! The REAL Extremes would not let that happen. We would have dismantled those two pretenders to the throne. TNE or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourselves, you wanna use the name Extremes? You're going to have to kill Battery and myself before you'll have that right. You two chumps sucks, and we're going to rip your faggot asses apart and destroy you. You will know what extreme really means when you step your ass int he ring with he world's greatest tag team. Now, onto those two "legends," and I use that word lightly, that hold the tag belts, The Hardcore Connection. The Innovator of Hardcore himself, Puppetmaster, and that ninja wannabe, Cayne. Puppetmaster, you innovated shit. You're nothing special. The way you talk and the propaganda you spread makes it seem like you are a god to hardcore wrestling. All you are is bullshit that puts this little slogan in front of your name and you think that makes you hot shit. I kicked your ass back in the day in EHW and I'll be happy to do it again. We have heard about you being Captain Hardcore every two minute. You have to shove your little hardcore bullshit down our throats. I'm fucking tired of it. [Raises the metal pole.] And I've got something to shove down your throat, bitch!! [Most fans cheer.] People who talk about what they are too much are never what they claim to be. Now, you're little buddy Cayne, he actually has some talent, no much, but some. I'll still kick his ass though! Yeah Cayne, you might have beat me in HWF, you were the better man that day. My mind wasn't in that match. And you beat me fair and square, but savor that day because it will never come again. Next time you get your ass in the ring with me I will avenge my loss and kill you Cayne. I've had a Bounce Bomb saved up for you for a long, long time, and when I use it, it will be pure massacre!!! Onto the world title scene. This whole Canadian Nationalist bullshit is so beat out. Didn't we see something very similar to this almost a year ago in the WWF with the Hart Foundation? Wow, someone's really original. Canadian Nationalists, isn't that some sort of oxymoron? I mean look, a nationalist is a person who is extremely ethnocentric, and believes that their country is the greatest in the world. Come on, can anyone from Canada actually believe that their country is superior. Everyone in Canada knows they suck. Everyone in Canada knows that the only reason they're there is because we let them be there. And the taxes up there suck too. I'll kick any Canadian's ass, any day of the week, twice on Saturday. How can you take pride in a country that gives the world Celine Dion? They're country sucks so much that parts even want to succeed and make their own country. Canada sucks, I know, you know, and the CNF knows it. That chump Alexis Davis doesn't deserve the belt, he beat some loser, but if he got in the ring with a real wrestler like someone in the Hive he would be destroyed in under 5 minutes! Davis, you fucking prick, I'll kick the shit out of your Canadian pussy ass and take that belt. You're a little prick that rips off the shit he sees on TV every week. Hart Foundation, nWo/Hollywood Hogan, for crying out loud, think of something of something on your own you fucking prick! Its not that hard to think up something original. Well, I guess it is hard for a fucking idiot like you. You know, you say that you are the reason why wrestling exists today, a blatant rip off of Hollywood Hogan, anyway, maybe you are right. The jobbers, the chumps that always lose to people like me, people with talent. Without out the scrubs, wrestling would fall apart. Stupid Canadian jackass. Now, onto the nerd he beat for the belt. Jesus fucking Christ, another guy who pulls all his shit from what wrestlers say on T.V. Holy fuck, man, I didn't realize the XvW was this great, every other person in the fed is either the innovator of something, the reason why wrestling exists, the franchise, or the extreme icon. Yeah, everyone knows how to copy of the WCW and WWF angles, that's all. �Psychotic� John Kron, what a chump. He says he's the whole fucking sport, then why the hell did you get you ass kicked by that prick Canadian piece of trash. It seems to me that someone who is the epimitmy of the sport, everything that wrestling is, wouldn't lose his belt to some idiot scrub. You are just another poser, Kron, a punk that can't wrestle, but knows how to spit out catch phrases every two minutes. This kid actually thinks that he's tough. Bitch, if you get your ass past Puppetmaster, which you probably won't, I'll come and kick your ass and show you what the fucking sport really is! It's on now bitch! The Hive has arrived, and we're running over anyone who gets in our way!! Violence against violence, let the roundups begin, The Hive to purify the bane that XvW drowns in!! Oh bitch, you ain't seen nothing yet!

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